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FLY CHEEZY BREAD BE FREE

Sunday morning, I realized that the orb spider outside my front door was gone.   The Spider Queen had been very productive last week, capturing some very large insects, but she was no longer lurking underneath a dried blossom like some eight-legged rose hip. Apparently, she has spun her last web and left the start of [...]

whoa… epic.

The following conversation was prompted by a photo of the guineafowl puffer found via StumbleUpon at The weirdest animals on Planet Earth.

namedeleted (8:58:55 PM): ***** was talking to me in here.
namedeleted (8:58:58 PM): and I farted…
namedeleted (8:59:00 PM): …and farted…
namedeleted (8:59:05 PM): ..and farted…
namedeletedtoo (8:59:08 PM): /ded
namedeleted (8:59:17 PM): and after a while, he asked, “What’s that noise?”
namedeletedtoo (8:59:25 PM): SLkdf
namedeleted [...]

Country music and Cheezburgers

While watching the CMT Music Awards tonight, I complained to my twin that one of the performer’s lyrics didn’t rhyme. She had a swift comeback:

stfulillith (7:26:26 PM): Well, sure it does
stfulillith (7:26:43 PM): Just twang a twannger she twaaanguh twwwan taaaahm twaaaang
stfulillith (7:27:13 PM): He’s really singing about cheezburgers.

So if you ever wondered just what it is [...]

A Typical MMORPG quest

SWG Daydream (10:01:28 PM): *runs marathon to ask someone what they need*
SWG Daydream (10:01:35 PM): *runs back to say “cup of tea”*
SWG Daydream (10:01:41 PM): *runs marathon to go ask what kind of tea*
SWG Daydream (10:01:46 PM): *runs marathon to say “black*
SWG Daydream (10:02:06 PM): *runs epic cross country marathon of doom to get one [...]

Why not to go AFK

Why not to go AFK, or, I SEE WHAT U DID THAR, Red Dragon Inn circa 1996.

Emma FR0ST:    ::strides over to Sol, smacking him across the side of
Emma FR0ST:    his face with the back of her hand:: Insolent LOUT!
OnlineHost:    Emma FR0ST rolled 2 20-sided dice:  14 9
SolarDruid:    ::remains perfectly INSOLENT in the face of her [...]

Blame ME, K?

Lsama has this tendency to IM me with some tidibts that, while entertaining, are invariably strange and sometimes kind of horrifying.  More often then not, I pass these oddities on to my twin, who usually responds with some sort of outraged outburst.

It’s almost to the point where she completely ignores my IMs now.

Lil: WHY DO [...]

WHARRGARBL

I IM’d this bit of Engrish to my twin. After a few moments of puzzled virtual silence, she finally responded.

9:39 PM Lil: there are so many things wrong with that one I’m not sure where to start
9:39 PM Eve: It does not make me want Chinese food.
9:39 PM Lil: I could go for some plain [...]

Norbog!

Well… yeah, I’d have a more meaningful blog entry today, but I spent all weekend playing LotRO.  I can’t even say I’ll do much better in the future because I anticipate more of the same relentless grinding next week — at least until I earn enough gold to make up for what I just spent [...]

Juggling my inner fan girl

Too much caffeine!

I bailed on RP and missed most of Def Leppard on Live from Abbey Road (was switching back and forth during commercial breaks) to watch Doctor Who: Journey’s End.  It was awesome melodrama.

Ebonfenix (7:56:26 PM): overheard at the Dalek salon Ex – Fo – Li – Ate!  Ex – Fo – Li – Ate!  [...]

Out of Play

I was going to post about my road trip, which was a lot of fun, but I’m feeling too annoyed to write about that right now.

Annoyed, irritated, frustrated, disgusted, and stupid.

Why? My main character at Dragon’s Mark has been out of play for more than a month. Stepping aside from that fact that [...]