Owner: Eve
I was going to post about my road trip, which was a lot of fun, but I’m feeling too annoyed to write about that right now.
Annoyed, irritated, frustrated, disgusted, and stupid.
Why? My main character at Dragon’s Mark has been out of play for more than a month. Stepping aside from that fact that [...]
To the imbecile who signed up my AOL email address for great heaps of stinking spam from the Republican National Committee - Very funny. Come forward now and apologize, and I promise the repercussions won’t be nearly as bad as they will be when I find out who you are for myself from GOP.com’s email [...]
Ebonfenix had to know this was going to be posted:
Ebonfenix (7:59:15 PM): Where are my pants???
AlysiaSkye (8:00:40 PM): No idea. Where are they?
Ebonfenix (8:02:03 PM): depends on the pair for specific location. several things though. I actually began to laugh aloud as this greeting occurred to me and your response was the third in several scenarios determined as [...]
Ebonfenix (7:11:04 PM): Would follow the Zimmer menu? he is presently at an eatery in Beijing that specializes solely in the male genitalia of various animals.
Ebonfenix (7:11:21 PM): yeah, definitely a better greeting than hello
AlysiaSkye (7:11:22 PM): Don’t think that sounds very good.
AlysiaSkye (7:11:25 PM): LOL.
AlysiaSkye (7:11:31 PM): HELLO TO YOU, TOO.
Ebonfenix (7:12:45 PM): [...]
Expanding my vocabulary with Lilphemisms:
AlysiaSkye [7:41 P.M.]: This is so fucking asinine
AlysiaSkye [7:41 P.M.]: asiten, too.
EmmaFR0ST [7:41 P.M.]: asiten lol
EmmaFR0ST [7:41 P.M.]: dumbernine
EmmaFR0ST [7:41 P.M.]: fuckernine
AlysiaSkye [7:41 P.M.]: Oooh.
AlysiaSkye [7:41 P.M.]: dumbernine is better.
EmmaFR0ST [7:41 P.M.]: Dumbernine best
AlysiaSkye [7:42 P.M.]: Fucktacular.
EmmaFR0ST [7:42 P.M.]: It is [...]
I found this while going through old IM logs to try to pull some details together about the New Hellions Academy of Rhydin.
In addition to some amazingly goofy and cringe-worthy roleplay which we shall pretend never happened, I found a heated discussion between Lil and I about an instance of god-moding. Our plans [...]
I had the hiccups for over two hours, and was getting increasingly frustrated when Ebonfenix provided the remedy.
[21:45] Ebonfenix: then think of this… as shown on both sides of my family over four generations the genes that led to me produced progressively more intelligent offspring… so imagine the ones that would follow me… then again [...]
I admit it. Cat pictures make me relaxed, and LOLcats make me laugh. So, I end up checking i can has cheezburger at least once a day, usually three or four. It’s cheap stress relief.
This one struck me with some absolutely appropriate wording. The cat obviously is enamored of its tail and is completely gone, [...]
