Whowhenwhywherehow – wait, what?

Lifted this one from my niece’s MySpace:

10 WHATS:

What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?
Crap… morning already?

What did you do last night?
Roleplayed at Dragon’s Mark, mostly.

What is the most important part of your life?
My daughter.

What would you rather be doing right now?
Sleeping.

What did you last cry over?
My feline familiar, Jade, who died on December 4, 2007.

What is your next day off and how are you going to spend it?
Saturday. Probably running errands. Maybe sleeping.

What always makes you feel better when you are upset?
Writing. Or sleeping.

Whats the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
Make me laugh! HAHAHAHAH!

What are you worried about?
Right now, I’m worried that the next President of the U.S. will be as bad as the current one.

What are you looking forward to most in this week?
Cooking dinner.
NINE HAVE YOU EVERS:

Have you ever liked someone while you had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Hell, yes.

Have you ever had your heart broken?
Only by my husband.

Have you ever been out of the country?
Yes. Hasn’t everyone in California been to Tijuana once?

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
As frequently as possible.

Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
Not by a true friend. By someone who was a peripheral friend, yeah.

Have you ever had the cops called on you?
Heheh… yes.

Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
Twice. Only one was serious.

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Yes, as often as I can.

Have you ever got a speeding ticket?
Once. I was doing 85 in a 60 zone. I was angry and not paying attention.

EIGHT WHOS:

Who was the last person you saw?
My husband. He’s still asleep!

Who was the last person you kissed?
My daughter.

Who was the last person you texted?
My twin.

Who was the last person to call you?
I don’t know, someone at work on Friday.

Who is the last person you freaked out on?
Probably my husband.

Who did you last hug?
My daughter, again. She’s snuggly!

Who did you go with to your 1st school dance?
His name was Mark. He was very religious. I’m not.

Who is your best friend?
My twin.

SIX WHENS:

When was your last shower?
Last night.

When was the last time you danced?
Sometime last month, with my husband, in the kitchen.

When did you get married, or when do you want to?
1996.

When was the last time you cried?
Last week.

When did you last go to the movies and with whom?
Probably in the summer, with my twin.

When did you last take a vacation and where?
August, 2007 to Disneyland~

SIX WHERES:

Where do your grandparents live?
My remaining grandparent lives in Los Angeles, last I heard.

Where did you last hang out?
At home. I’m boring that way.

Where do or did you go to school?
Lots of different places. Most recently, I went to University of Phoenix in Roseville.

Where is your favorite place to be?
Anywhere there are redwoods.

Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed. (as opposed to someone else’s?)

Where would you like to move?
Crescent City, California. Or anywhere above the smog.

FIVE DO/DOES:

Do you like someone right now?
Yes.

Do you like your vehicle?
Yes. Even though it’s a gas-guzzling SUV that I only drive on weekends.

Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Yes.

Do you have nightmares?
Yeah. The last one involved my dad, who is alive, arguing with my mother, who is not.

Does the future scare you?
Of course.

FOUR WHYS:

Why are you best friends with your best friend?
We shared a womb for about seven months, have known each other for our entire lives and have the same interests. She laughs when I do amazingly dumb things, helps me when I’m troubled, nags me when I need to be nagged, goes to Def Leppard concerts with me. . .

Why did your parents give you the name you have?
Because my dad had a God complex, I don’t know.

Why are you doing this survey?
It’s good blog fodder.

There are only three whys, so whoever wrote this survey apparently can’t count.

THREE IFS:

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
I would be Queen Flatula! No, I’d rather have the ability to discharge lightning bolts from my fists. Zap.

If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
Absolutely.

If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring one thing what would it be?
A boat with GPS and several weeks supply of food and clean water.

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:

Would you ever get back together with any of your exs?
I don’t think so. There’s a reason they are exs.

Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
Sure.

ONE LAST QUESTION:

Are you happy with your life right now?
Mostly.